July 11, 2018

ARACHNA MOONS BETA MAX TV ON THE LATEST BEWARE THEATER!!!

OK, not THAT kind of moon. But it’s some great low budget sci-fi action on Beta Max TV​ with Rocky Jones‘ serial-turned-movie CRASH OF MOONS (1954). On this week’s Beware Theater​, the lovely Arachna and her calcium-enriched friend Deadly take us back in time to the future in the far reaches of near outer space where we find the planet Ophiuchus about to have its party crashed in a big way by a runaway moon. Rocky sets out to evacuate the planet’s inhabitants but runs into oppositions form its stubborn (and somewhat evil) Queen Cleolanta.

Will Rocky successfully evacuate the planet? Will he survive the Queen’s evil plots to thwart him? Will Arachna and Deadly learn their alternative science lessons at the renowned (or is that reviled) Alternative Science School? Ah, good ol’ A.S.S. I remember it well!

Find out in the next exciting installment of Beware Theater – today!!! It’s Arachna! It’s Deadly! It’s CRASH OF MOONS!!! And it’s ALL on Beta Max TV!!!