IT’S NOT FOUR CALLING BIRDS BUT WE DO HAVE FOUR CRAWLING EYES ON BEWARE THEATER TODAY!!! Arachna Of The Spider People and her empty eye-socket sidekick Deadly are focused THE CRAWLING EYE on this week’s Beware Theater!  This 1958 British sci-fi horror tale stars Forrest Tucker as a UN troubleshooter gone to Switzerland to investigate […]

IT’S BOXING DAY! BUT WHAT’S IN THOSE BOXES??? Celebrate Boxing Day with our double feature of mysterious things in boxes today on Beta Max TV! First, there’s a thing in a box on a train in the Tennessee Macabre presentation of HORROR EXPRESS and you might not want to open this present!  A prehistoric ape […]

CHRISTMAS HERE, CHRISTMAS THERE, CHRISTMAS EVERYWHERE – ON THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!! It’s like a bunch of stocking stuffers for your eyes this week as The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck presents INTERNATIONAL CHRISTMAS.  Dr. Dreck has sent all the Dungeon to different parts of the world to report on Christmases around the world while […]

TOYS, CHRISTMAS GUESTS AND A COUPLE OF SANTAS TODAY ON A MERRY MONDAY DOUBLE FEATURE!!! It’s a Merry Monday on Beta Max TV and we’ve got a double feature of fun with two classic Christmas TV episodes from the Golden Age Of Television all wrapped up and ready! First up is The George Burns And […]

TAKE A RIDE IN A SPACE SLEIGH WITH ARACHNA – THAT’S THE PLAN ON BEWARE THEATER THIS WEEK!!! Join Arachna Of The Spider People and her seasonal skeleton sidekick Deadly for a festive frolic with deadly aliens with PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE on Beware Theater!  It’s one of the worst (in a good way) […]

ROCKIN’ THAT PERFECT TREE AND HIDING THE GIFTS – A CHRISTMAS DOUBLE HEADER TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Settle in for a double helping of Christmas cheer as we go shopping for that special tree and searching for those Christmas presents a little early on our Beta Max TV! First in The Adventures Of Ozzie […]

CHRISTMAS CHEER THE RATS ARE HERE – ON THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!! The decorations are up and the rat is at the microphone for YOU’LL FIND OUT on The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck!  It’s Christmas in the Dungeon.  Dr. Dreck and Moaner are feeling sort of festive and Stu the Rat has gotten his […]

IT’S A NOT-SO-SILENT NIGHT FOR ANOTHER MERRY MURDER MONDAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Our festive film frolics continue  for another Merry Murder Monday as we present another seasonal slasher – SILENT NIGHT BLOODY NIGHT (1972).  Twenty years after the grisly Christmas Eve death of his grandfather, a man sends 2 real estate agents to sell […]

TAKE A STROLL WITH ARACHNA – AND A GHOST – TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! The spirits are out for their constitutionals as Arachna of the Spider People and her pedestrian pal Deadly present THE GHOST WALKS on Beware Theater.  A playwright and his friends get stranded at his friend doctor’s house in a storm. While […]

SLASHIN’ OUR WAY TOWARDS CHRISTMAS! IT’S MURDER MONDAY – HOLIDAY STYLE – ON BETA MAX TV!!! Christmas is coming and there are songs in the air, good cheer in hearts, and a psycho in the streets.  Join us on Beta Max TV for a little of the latter in DON’T OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS on Murder […]