DON’T INVITE THIS GUY TO YOUR SANTA PARTY – HE’S NO FUN! Everybody loves Santa, right? Well there’s at least one non-fan out there, and he’s out to prove it! It’s the most un-wonderful time of the year for folks who like Mr. Claus’ fashion statement in DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984) today on Beta […]

ARACHNA HAS A PLAN FOR THE HOLIDAYS – AND ITS NUMBER IS 9!!! Tis the season…for aliens! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her Yuletide Yahoo Deadly for one of the worst (and that’s a good thing) movies ever made as Beware Theater presents PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE on Beta Max TV! In this 1959 Ed […]

CAN THE MARTIAN MENACE BE STOPPED? FIND OUT ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL TODAY!!! Tune in to DON’S Breakfast Serial today for Part 2 of THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES!!! A Martian, who crash landed on Earth, is trying to steal Earth’s brand new space ship. Former Secret Service agent Craig Foster (Dennis Moore) is trying to stop him […]

IT’S THANKSGIVING IN THE DUNGEON AND THE GHOSTS ARE AFOOT – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! It’s Thanksgiving in the Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck and the Doctor is holding down the fort and whipping up the feast for the wacky ghost story from 1937, TOPPER. Cary Grant and Constance Bennett star as a recently deceased fun-loving couple […]

A VIOLET VILLAIN FROM OUTER SPACE – TODAY ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! It’s a little known fact that purple aliens are an old Thanksgiving tradition. Well, it is now. And DON’S Breakfast Serial‘s got the tradition for us with his latest adventure THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES. This 1945 Republic production features a Martian who crash lands […]

LOTS OF ACTION AND A TURKEY FOR DESSERT – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! We’ve got the conclusion of the cliffhanger and some holiday fun on Beta Max TV! It’s the exciting climax of THE MONSTER AND THE APE today on DON’S Breakfast Serial! Don’s got the last five chapters of this 1945 Columbia serial about an […]

TELEPORTING AND TURKEY – TODAY ON THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!! Learn the origins of the holiday and how to take revenge on those who’ve wronged you with The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck and SECRET OF THE TELEGIAN. It’s a 1960 Japanese sci-fi adventure about a soldier who is left for dead by his comrades near the […]

MORE APE, MORE MECHANICAL MAN, AND A TOUCH OF THANKSGIVING ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! The latest adventure continues in Beta Max TV when DON’S Breakfast Serial presents THE MONSTER AND THE APE – Pt, 2. This week, Don has the next 5 chapters of this 1945 serial. After a team of scientists develops an amazing new robot – the […]

SEE THE UNSEEN WITH ARACHNA THIS WEEK ON BEWARE THEATER!!! It’s creepy alien time as Arachna Of The Spider People and her popcorn-loving pal Deadly present PHANTOM FROM SPACE on this week’s Beware Theater! This 1953 low-budget sci-fi thriller features an alien lke you’ve never seen. In fact it’s an alien like no one’s ever seen […]

CAST YOUR VOTE FOR FUN! THE BETA MAX TV ELECTION DAY SPECIAL!!! Pick a sure winner this week with a Beta Max TV exclusive – THE BETA MAX TV ELECTION DAY SPECIAL!!! It’s a bit of election themed fun with Betty Boop running for president, Grampy running for mayor, Popeye heading for the oval office, and the […]