ARACHNA GOES APE THIS WEEK ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her sometimes simian sidekick Deadly for the chest-beatin’ banana eatin’ horror film THE APE on Beware Theater. This 1940 movie stars Boris Karloff as a scientist who is trying to cure polio by using spinal fluids taken from victims […]
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SECRET AGENTS AND KNUCKLEHEADS ON THE CASE – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
SPIES AND STOOGES ON THIS WEEK’S DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! WWII intrigue takes center stage this week on Don’s Breakfast Serial! Don has chapters 1 – 5 of SECRET AGENT X-9, a 1945 Universal action serial starring Lloyd Bridges and Keye Luke as U.S. and Chinese agents trying to prevent the Nazis from getting the formula […]
THIS FARM HAS COWS, CROPS, AND CONJURIN’ – TODAY ON THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!!
IT’S A SPIRITED FARM TODAY ON THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!! Join Dr. Dreck and Moaner a 1970 farm-fresh fright-fest as The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck presents CROWHAVEN FARM. It’s a terrifying tale of a couple who moves to a peaceful looking farm hoping to live a calm, uneventful life. But once there, strange events […]
THIS DRIVE-IN CAN CAUSE STABBING PAINS!!!
DRIVE-INS CAN BE DEADLY – AND NOT JUST THE FOOD!!! Drive-In movies can be a lot of fun. But someone at this theater is trying to make a point – a very sharp point. Tune in Beta Max TV this week for some movie mayhem with the 1974 slasher film DRIVE-IN MASSACRE! A psychotic killer […]
THERE’S PLENTY OF “SPACE” IN THIS WEEK’S BEWARE THEATER!!!
TO THE MOON, ARACHNA!!! TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her space-filled sidekick Deadly as they host ROCKY JONES – CRASH OF MOONS (1954) on Beware Theater! In this compilation of several episodes of The Rocky Jones series, Rocky, from the United Worlds of the Solar System, helps save […]
CHANDU CONCLUDES, TELEVISION KILLS – ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!!
CHANDU CONCLUDES, TELEVISION KILLS – ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! It’s a show for Lugosi Lovers this week on Don’s Breakfast Serial. First, Don has the conclusion of THE RETURN OF CHANDU, the 1934 serial starring Lugosi as the super mystic Chandu who is trying to free a kidnapped princess kidnapped for sacrifice by a lost […]
THERE’S A BUZZ ABOUT BEWARE THEATER THIS WEEK!!!
BIG BUG BITES – BODIES BEGIN – THIS WEEK ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Buzz on by Beware Theater this week on Beta Max TV when Arachna Of The Spider People and her buggy buddy Deadly present the 1959 Roger Corman classic THE WASP WOMAN. An aging woman who owns a cosmetic company hires a questionable scientist […]
JUST FOR YOU – CHANDU PART TWO!!!
BELA’S BACK FOR MORE MYSTICISM – CHANDU PART 2 TODAY ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!! Chandu and Bela Lugosi return on Don’s Breakfast Serial today! Don’s got chapters 3 – 9 of THE RETURN OF CHANDU, the 1934 serial. Lugosi plays the expert mystic trained by a master yogi. Evil forces from the ancient kingdom of […]
THE LEGENDARY LONDON LOUT RIPS THROUGH THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK THIS WEEK!!!
DR. DRECK HAS A RIPPING GOOD TIME WITH JACK – THIS WEEK ON BETA MAX TV!!! Join Dr. Dreck and Moaner as they head to foggy old London for the 1959 British film JACK THE RIPPER on this week’s Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck. After a series of grisly London murders in 1888, an American detective […]
IT’S A DOUBLE DOSE OF CHANDU AND BELA TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
TWO CHANDUS AND A CARTOON – TODAY ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! It’s Chandu and Chandu and Bela Lugosi and Bela Lugosi on Don’s Breakfast Serial today! First up, it’s CHANDU ON THE MAGIC ISLAND (1935). A cult from the island of Lemuria kidnaps a princess to sacrifice her in an attempt to free the soul […]