BEWARE THEATER BRINGS YOU A VAMPIRE MOVIE LIKE YA READ ABOUT – THIS WEEK ON BETA MAX TV!!!
It’s a vampire movie like ya read about cuz it’s a silent movie so you have to read the talking parts! Tune in to Beta Max TV as Arachna Of The Spider People and her hollow-headed helper Deadly host Beware Theater for a very special version of the first Dracula-type movie – NOSFERATU (1922)! It’s the classic F.W.Murnau German expressionistic film about the mysterious Count Orlok. He decides to relocate from Transylvania and finds a nice little fixer-upper in the real estate agent’s neighborhood. It’s B.Y.O. rats, coffins, and fangs – and the Count is well equipped in all those areas!
Plus, this is a special Beware Theater-only version! Arachna and Deadly have created ASM – augmented silent movies! They’ve added sound and little bits of narration to enhance your viewing horror! And speaking of horror, Arachna and Deadly take a little cruise after the movie – but it’s on a very, very, very cut-rate cruise line with a buffet that just might include them!
So batten down the hatches, flip open the coffins and get ready for creepy fun as Arachna presents NOSFERATU – this week’s Beware Theater on your home for B-movies…and fangs! Beta Max TV!!!