GET READY FOR “MUMMY’S DAY” WITH “MUMMY WEEK” ON BETA MAX TV!!!
Mummy’s Day is Sunday, May 12th this year. And we here at Beta Max TV would like to salute Mummies the world over with our MUMMY’S WEEK SPECIAL featuring Mummies at work, Mummies at home, and Mummies all over the place.
We start Mummy’s Week with a 1981 eye-gouging, flesh-eating frenzy called DAWN OF THE MUMMY. A group of fashion models and their crew head to the Sahara Desert for a photo shoot but accidentally stumble onto the tomb of an evil mummy an revive him and his horde of human-hungry helpers.
And to help get Mummy’s Week off to a proper sentimental start, we even wrote a little song (sung – loosely – to the tune of M-O-T-H-E-R):
M is for the mayhem that you bring us,
U is for the undead which you are,
M is for the murders that you cause,
M is for the mess you leave behind
Y is for the years that you were buried,
Put them all together they spell MUM-MY
A word we love on Beta Max TV!
B-movie love like only a Mummy can bring! It’s MUMMY’S WEEK on Beta Max TV!!